Last week, I made sure you knew about the new Office of Innovation and Entrepreneurship and it made me think about all the offices we actually do need. There’s the Office of Parental Means Testing, given the Heene Family Reality TV show of last week in Colorado. Or the Office of Better Math Grades…heck, the list goes on and on. I nominate myself for Czar of any of these new ones.

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