I used to kid Joyce that her Secretary’s Day came, like, way more often than once a year. Seemed. She got all kinds of loot. Not me. No one celebrated a boss day where I worked, I mean no gifts, no money, no extra time off, no shoe shines, nothing. Hallmark didn’t get the word out, not one card. I think I got a Halloween card once.

In case any of ‘them’ are reading this and feeling guilty because they just ignored MY SPECIAL DAY, here are some ideas for nice gifts for yours truly.  Note: Boss Day was today.  No gifts, again. These ideas will have to wait for next year.  Don’t forget. Note to self: new business idea, Gift Registry for Boss Day. Kidding.

1. Spa day. Suggested by @joblessmuse aka Barbara Winter, a friend from 30 years ago, at my first company. PS, her suggestion for HER.  Last thing I would want/use.

2. Twitter account and new background. Suggested by @karla_porter, a social media expert from PA.

3. Race car driving lessons. Real race cars, up at Brainerd, not at some half assed go kart track either.

4.  A ride with the Thunderbirds.

5.  One day lesson by an Apple expert, who can teach slow learning baby boomer adults with ADD.