Ed. Note: Never met Paul Epps but his blog makes me laugh out loud. If you grew up in a small town like I did, you have heard your own versions of the doomsday scenario. And, by the way, Paul’s writing skill is unmatched.

by Paul Epps, in his blog, found here.

Doomsday Cometh

15 Jun 2009 / PE

We have entered the atomic age

Credit: Paula Wirth

I saw my brother for the first time in years this past weekend. He’s been living in Utah but he’s now on his way to Alaska to escape the coming Armageddon.

Canada and Mexico will be invading the United States from the top and bottom . . . I’ve forgotten the details, but it’s going to be bad. I don’t know why he was informed about this and I wasn’t.

I’m not moving to Alaska though. I’m not a cold-weather person. They can kill me right here in a pair of shorts . . .