It was just announced that Britney Spears is hiring someone to be in charge of all her social media properties. The person will blog about her, manage her Facebook and MySpace pages, twitter about her schedule, concerts, etc. It is a fulltime job, pay TBD, and comes with complete access to Ms Spears.
Here are the Top Ten Things you must be able to do if you do score this gig.
10. Learn how to say “no more Tequila, Brits.”
9. Turn down date requests by the Donald.
8. Learn how to lobby Ninetendo’s RockBand to make her avitar “hotter ‘n anyone else’s.”
7. Learn to make cogent thoughts out of ramblings.
6. Let air out of Mily’s tires.
5. Think up yet more reasons why she is prettier than Carrie Underwood.
4. Keep eBay a secret.
3. Remember 7th grade, remember 7th grade, remember 7th grade…
2. Use small words.
And finally, the number one thing you must be able to do if you do social media for Britney Spears:
1. Hide the WalMart credit card.
2 users commented in " Top Ten Things You Must Do If You Work For B. Spears "
It is hide the target credit card not walmart.
I doubt you get full access to Ms Spears as it is more likely you will be working with her team
Lauren – community manager
Jen – Blogger
Traci – Blogger
Meriah – not sure exactly what she does yet.
Of course I would love more input on what the role really entails but I can guess. My guess is that it is more about integrating as much of her online presence as possible and that would be a tough job I hope those tequilas come as an perk.
IF you know anyone who actually applied for this job, will you please let me know? thanks.
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