Did you hear about Randy Goodman, the deer hunter who shot a deer and as he came up on the animal, it got up….“so you are the asswipe who shot me?”..and attacked the man? But luckily, the fast thinking and fast shooting Mr. Goodman got free and shot him again, but only after being gored during the dead deer’s attack.

The good news is Goodman will fully recover from the attack even though the deer didn’t. The bad news is…it was Blitzen. ‘Man down’ this year.

hat tip: Brian Kilmede