Perhaps you missed the interview Geraldo, the breathless and ALWAYS-YELLING-HIS-QUESTIONS TV reporter,  had with Michael Phelps, the Olympic Champion.

Geraldo: MICHAEL, YOU ARE THE MOST FANTASTIC SWIMMER EVER! HOW DOES THAT FEEL?

Phelps: It feels good, I guess. I am proud of it.

Geraldo: PROUD? YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME, DUDE. YOU ARE THE BEST.

Phelps: Well, thank you very much.

Geraldo: MAN, NICE ABS TOO!! ARE THOSE NATURAL OR DID YOU USE STEROIDS TO GET THEM? MICHAEL?

MICHAEL?

MICHAEL?

MICHAEL?

Someone should tell Geraldo to dial down it a bit. just sayin’.