Years ago, I heard somewhere that it does not really matter what is said about you in the media, good or bad, because people forget the context, and just remember that you were in the ‘news.’ I bet Madonna doesn’t even care today that the paper is running an unflattering picture of her coming out of the gym. So when Gawker.com ran a story about one of my advice posts for 20-somethings…I figured it was a win-win. After all, Gawker is one of the top 20 blogs in the WORLD.

That’s the silver lining for me because Hamilton Nolan really ripped me a new one when they reviewed my US NEWS posts about how to manage 20-somethings. Most of the gawker readers seemingly agree…it generated nearly 16,000 views. He makes some relevant suggestions, and there are  good ideas among the 126 comments as well, but the overwhelming point made in this Gawker story is….um, er, um…..what do you think the point is?

You can read the entire article here, or for your convenience, I have re-printed the first page of the article below.

From Gawker.com, by Hamilton Nolan

Totally irrelevant newsweekly-turned-listicle-magazine US News & World Report brings you a straight-talking list of ten tips for managing an office full of 20-somethings, according to old business dude G.L. Hoffman. His pointers include “Add value,” “Let them use their media,” “They want standards,” and “Expect varied, non-chain-of-command type communications.” Whatever that means. As an actual 20-something, I’m communicating up G.L. Hoffman’s chain of command that this list is straight up crapola. You are old and your advice is dorky, Mr. Hoffman! And too long—we 20-somethings have no attention span (or respect for our elders), due to drug use. After the jump, five real tips for managing an office full of 20-somethings, should you ever find yourself in such an unlucky position:

  • Food: Can we get some free food up in here?
  • Shut Up: Dude, you are old and we already know how to do this stupid job, so please just shut up.
  • Don’t Sweat It: Don’t sweat it, man. We got it all under control. Don’t freak out.
  • Money: Pay us more, why don’t you?
  • Work: It totally sucks. Nothing you can do about it