I must be way too busy. I barely have time to brush my teeth, luckily I only have to run my fingers through my thinning hair to get that part done. I can shower and be dressed in about 15 minutes. It pays to be a man, especially one who doesn’t care much about matching socks to belt, whatever. Wearing only black pants, black socks, black shoes, and a black belt solves a lot of daily problems for me. I actually looked into licensing the “Geranimals” brand for adult men’s clothes once.
But I do like a bit of morning news in the morning. But I like it fast and complete.
Which is why local and now even national news shows are irritating me. What’s with all the news teasers? Seriously, just tell me! Do you really think I am going to wait around and listen to like three minutes of commercials, what’s up with all those, btw?, just to hear what Hillary said last night about his pastor?
Or, “Find out if what you ate for breakfast is going to kill you…after the break.” WTF? If it is news, tell me. I expect this approach on Entertainment Tonight, not on the News.
I really don’t ask for much.
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wow GL–add this to your habit of speed reading a book in the book store–(instead of buying it –taking it home and reading it)–me thinks a slow down moment might be in order.
deep breath
lol–just kidding—I agree with your point——-
–but seriously isn’t this the reason (USATODAY–headline–readers digest version–move on)–came about?–
The problem is they have to fill 24 hours with something that should take a lot less—
You might be right, Mike. I am exaggerating a bit, after all. Or, like I said before…like Dennis Miller says…i have add/ocd…i get distracted easily but when I land on something, I really get obsessed over it. Maybe if I didnt have a TV in the bathroom….
GL, this is hilarious! What I need rather than hearing today that McCain turned around completely from his words two weeks ago. You’d think these people would at least try to see if they are consistent.
At any rate, even if my day is busy, your humor’s a better starter for me than the news!
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