Mr. Whipple, of Don’t Squeeze the Charmin fame, died today—he was 91.

He was replaced nearly twenty years ago by those stupid cartoon bears on Charmin’s TV commercials, who always gross me out. I can ask “does a bear s@#!s in the woods,” but I don’t need a cartoon, graphic re-enactment of it to influence my TP buying habits.

Mr. Whipple I liked. In closing, Mr. Wilson-Whipple—when you go, you gotta go.

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Point of fact: the first Mr Whipple Charmin commercial was filmed in Flushing, NY.

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