Comments on: Worst Resume Ever

By: Kevin

Kevin — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 21:17:04 +0000

You would be surprised. In my English classes in college, we were required to peer review other students essays. Students who appeared to be able to at least speak competently wrote papers with grammar similar to this. Just look at any message board. A decent amount of people actually think writing like this is ok…

By: janisjewel

janisjewel — Sun, 11 May 2008 19:03:09 +0000

I am currently attending the same job corps center as this person did. I can not say enough for everyone doubting the authenticity of this resume that it is 100% real. Most of the students from this center come from inner cities and receive very little education prior to attending classes here. It is impossible to teach the english language in two years along with a trade. Even so, many of the graduates do get good jobs when they go home. I don’t know why or how but the program does help them even though they are still ignorant. It is very sad and I wonder if they even have a chance to be successful. What is going on in these cities? Is it the students’ or the schools’ fault?

By: Umar Farooq

Umar Farooq — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 15:46:43 +0000

Hi,
Very usefull info.
Cheers!
CV Creator

By: Wayne

Wayne — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 09:24:48 +0000

Wayne…

\”…For example, my customers can call the phone number listed on my website and reach a human operator (rather than just a recorded message) at any time of the day or night…\”…

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By: Alex

Alex — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 21:22:08 +0000

Kinda funny, but this person clearly has autism or some other condition. I think this has been taken far enough…

By: adam

adam — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 00:50:22 +0000

Brilliant!

“I have the knowledge of using a telephone by dialing the area code and seven digit number”

By: 8ull5hit

8ull5hit — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 00:28:16 +0000

For those worried about ‘hurting someone’s feelings’, this resume is a prime example of such a philosophy (also relying solely on public schools for education and guidance).
Kids growing up with everything for nothing are entering the workforce, so be ready! The majority have never read a novel or even a map, watched a black & white movie, or had to entertain themselves for a day without technology or instant gratification. At least they’ll quit (without notice) before they get fired. There’s still hope.

By: Nuri al-Maliki

Nuri al-Maliki — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 12:49:36 +0000

I am sad for this person. I’ve had so many totally incompetent people apply for jobs at my small company. I’m sorry for them.

However, as we face a growing recession brought about by the traitor Bush, what can we do?

By: John Candy

John Candy — Sun, 09 Sep 2007 13:43:21 +0000

Mexico has weapons of mass destruction.