I just got back from my 40th high school reunion. I had a great time, swapping lies and stories. My hometown is fairly special, Abilene, KS.

What other small town can boast Wild Bill Hickok and Dwight Eisenhower, nevermind Marlin Fitzwater or even Steve Doocy?   Sprint was started in Abilene, too, btw.

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Anyway, so I am checking into the motel the first night and the clerk was this old weathered Kansan, must have been nearly 80 years old.

In Kansas, when you sign in, they start asking you questions…it’s what they do.

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Clerk: So, Hoffman. You related to any of the Hoffmans here in town.

Me: No, not any more. But I was from here. Name’s GL.

Clerk: Pleased to meet you, my name is Jim Doocy.

Me: Oh, you must be Steve’s dad.

Clerk: (Much, much more animated now). Yeah, that’s right.

Me: You must be really proud of him, I enjoy watching him.

Clerk: Yeah, and you know, he is just the same when he is off camera. Just a normal guy.

Me: Looks like it, although a bit goofy.

Clerk: Yeah, lives in a million dollar house and wears jeans all the time. Does his own home maintenance stuff too. Used to follow me around, I worked construction all my life.

Me: Ok, great, well, tell him I said hi. (How was that for an inane comment, I do not know Steve Doocy at all…and I say tell him I said hi??) Small towns.

All in all, a great visit…got to spend some time with great old friends and I can’t wait til the next one. Ok, check that, that will be 50!

Unreal.

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