News flash—Paris Hilton escaped from jail Thursday morning saying, ‘it was just too cold
in my little roomy thing. I had to bust out. And, people really have to use those pay phones, ewhewww.”
No shots were fired at the railthindumbasaboxofrocks heiress, as she was whisked away.
Word is she is preparing now for a tour promoting a new book…“How to Do Whatever You Want and Get Away With It.” What with this book tour and her soon-to-be announced “How I Would Fix Jail” charity event, she may have to cut back on her movie career.
And, somewhere on a golf course, OJ was overhead asking if anyone knew her phone number.
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However cute and trivial this story is— Thank God this is the lead story—
Although I am worried about AJ on the Sopranos—he seems so depressed.
It’s because of the detective work of this blog that Paris is being returned to jail.
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