Ok, I just wanted to use that word.
Paris Hilton, who I have been lambasting in a continuing series of articles called PLP–People Like Paris, and who is a poster child for misguided celebrities, now finds herself in county lock up for 23 days. Poor thing.
Mark my words…you heard it here first. She will come out of jail, all contrite and remorseful. She will want to lend her name and celebrityhood to a new “cause”—Prisoners Whose Lives Are Just, like, Awful.
She will have a fund-raiser, even.
Word is, Robert J. Downey will be the master of ceremonies.
I mean, really…do you KNOW how bad jail is…it’s like they have no freedoms at all. It’s just not fair. And those jump suits, ORANGE?, and they do pull at the crotch a little.
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