Comments on: 14 Things (+)That It Took Me Over 50 Years To Learn

By: K2803

K2803 — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 07:27:08 +0000

To: QueenMary50

“True friends are the ones you can count on one hand. You are truly blessed if you have 10.”

V. funny, like you’d feel blessed if you had 10 fingers on one hand! Love it!

By: Carousel12

Carousel12 — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 04:00:33 +0000

I was raised by a single Mom— no Dad— But here’s some of hers

Being right and being popular don’t always go hand in hand
College IS easier in your twenties
You can go back, but it’ll never be the same
Let the baby explore–it’s all just stuff
Even if you don’t believe in God, He believes in you
They don’t HAVE to have the newest toys–they DO HAVE to have your love
The President has it easy compared to a mother
What you do and say does affect your children
they might not pay attention but they hear you anyway

By: Stratocastermagic

Stratocastermagic — Tue, 12 May 2009 22:49:34 +0000

“The most important things in life aren’t things.”

By: Terry

Terry — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 08:16:32 +0000

9. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time.

As I understand it, daylight savings was implemented during the great depression with the premise that Americans would use less electricity, on average, simply because the clock was rolled back during the winter months. Is it true? How the hell should I know? Ask some guy who works at a power plant.

By: GIGI

GIGI — Sun, 19 Apr 2009 21:35:45 +0000

“IF THEY’LL LIE TO YA, THEY’LL STEAL FROM YA!”

By: WOW

WOW — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 21:09:46 +0000

My father’s favorite remark was “Never say never.”

By: Reed

Reed — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 00:21:22 +0000

If a man is driving and runs over a woman, it is always the man’s fault for he should not have been driving in the kitchen.

By: QueenMary50

QueenMary50 — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 01:57:43 +0000

True friends are the ones you can count on one hand. You are truly blessed if you have 10.

By: squidgy

squidgy — Mon, 09 Feb 2009 19:49:11 +0000

Never reply to that important email immediately. Take time to think first.

By: Burt

Burt — Sat, 01 Mar 2008 17:11:51 +0000

-When invited to a wedding, be on your best behavior. And I mean Emily Post/Amy Vanderbilt best behavior. (read their books before you go). If not, the bride & groom MIGHT forgive you if they’re friends, but the parents/relatives will remember, and despise, you forever (this is their daughter or son, and they’re not paying thousands to have you ruin the event).

This is especially true if you are the Maid of Honour, or the Best Man. Make sure you know EXACTLY what is expected of you, and do it beyond expectation.

I know this because five years later my wife brings into every discussion about family that she resents my sister because sis did not fulfill any of her duties as Maid of Honour at our wedding. Don’t let this happen because of you.