1.  Act Bored.

2. Swear.

3. Complain about your last boss.

4. Leave the nose and eyebrow hardware in.

5. Tell them what you REALLY want to do.

6. Say you forgot your resume.

7.  Ask “what is it you guys do here?”

8.  Ask about the company’s drug test policy.

9. Chew gum.

10. Say that your favorite website www.thebestpageintheuniverse.com