What Ads REALLY mean…
The following post was posted today on Robert Merrill’s Good Recruits…
I received a funny note about the way classified ads are written:
Word processing skills essential:
There’s a crippling case of carpal tunnel syndrome in your future.Salary range $24,000 – $32,000/yr:
The salary is $24,000.Civil service:
This job was filled from the inside six months ago.Top-notch communications skills:
Telemarketing.Outstanding benefits package:
Health insurance.Progressive Company:
Employees get to wear jeans every other Friday.Dedicated:
You’re looking at a minimum of 80 hours a week from now until you’re forced into early-retirement.Tons of variety:
They took all the heinous tasks no other employee would do and rolled them into one job.